Vakkotaur (vakkotaur) wrote,
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Poll: Ear wax removal...


This poll topic was suggested a while ago, and lost only to cheese when I asked about it a couple polls back, so here it is:

Poll #1315271 cerumenectomy

I've had earwax removed by:

finger
0(0.0%)
Q-tip
3(12.5%)
warm water
0(0.0%)
non-water solvent
0(0.0%)
a doctor with a probe
0(0.0%)
roto-rooter
0(0.0%)
laser
0(0.0%)
genetically engineered microbe
0(0.0%)
nanobot
0(0.0%)
explosive
0(0.0%)

I've been deaf or partly deaf from excess earwax buildup.

Yes
16(66.7%)
No
8(33.3%)
Carbamide peroxide
0(0.0%)

Ear candling?

Yes.
2(8.3%)
Only if it pays well enough.
5(20.8%)
No. Are you nuts? Why put candle residue in my ear?
12(50.0%)
I prefer wax candles, myself. And NOT earwax candles.
5(20.8%)

Earwax is...

[EXPLETIVE DELETED] annoying!
4(16.7%)
a floor polish, but not a dessert topping.
0(0.0%)
delicious on waffles.
1(4.2%)
desquamated sheets of corneocytes.
1(4.2%)
disgusting.
1(4.2%)
made from kumquats when nobody is looking.
0(0.0%)
unexpectedly critical in my Doomsday Device. Mwahahaha!
0(0.0%)
used to make artificial cheese.
0(0.0%)
why I no longer go to KFC.
0(0.0%)

Never mind ear wax, I've had (non-ear) wax used to remove ear hairs.

Yes
1(4.2%)
No
23(95.8%)

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