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Poll: Kumquats


Poll #1327032 Fortunella somethingorothera

Kumquats are:

Delicious!
4(17.4%)
Pretty good.
8(34.8%)
So so.
1(4.3%)
Not so good.
0(0.0%)
Revolting!
0(0.0%)
Something I'm allergic to.
0(0.0%)
Against my religion.
1(4.3%)
Never had any. How would I know?
9(39.1%)
Never had any and never will.
0(0.0%)

Kumquats are best:

Raw!
9(42.9%)
Candied!
0(0.0%)
As preserves (jelly, marmalade).
1(4.8%)
As a liqueur.
1(4.8%)
As a chutney or relish.
1(4.8%)
Deep fried.
0(0.0%)
Avoided.
0(0.0%)
Buried in soft peat and recycled as firelighters.
2(9.5%)
Used to power my doomsday machine. Mwahahaha!
7(33.3%)

The great thing about kumquats is that...

the plants are very hardy for citrus-iod things.
0(0.0%)
they're sort of like oranges, but smaller and more manageable.
2(8.7%)
they can be crossed with oranges, tangerines, and even limes!
0(0.0%)
they taste nothing like grapefruit.
2(8.7%)
you don't need a very large diameter pipe to make an air-powered kumquat canon.
4(17.4%)
they have such a fun name to say: Kumquat! Kumquat! Kumquat!
15(65.2%)

Also:

Fortunella crassifolia
0(0.0%)
Fortunella hindsii
0(0.0%)
Fortunella japonica
2(9.5%)
Fortunella obovata
0(0.0%)
Fortunella polyandra
0(0.0%)
Kinkan
0(0.0%)
Kumquat
0(0.0%)
Kentucky Fried Kumquat, er, Cumquat
0(0.0%)
Chicken Fried Kumquat
2(9.5%)
Nitrokumquatinol
1(4.8%)
A Clockwork Kumquat
1(4.8%)
Electric Kumquat
1(4.8%)
Attack of the Killer Kumquats
1(4.8%)
Night of the Living Kumquats
2(9.5%)
Kumquat: First Juice
1(4.8%)

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