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Poll: Neighbors


Poll #1357707 Not Jim Nabors

"Good fences make good neighbors."

True
18(58.1%)
False
5(16.1%)
Dunno
6(19.4%)
Paraquat
2(6.5%)

Neighbors are best...

seen frequently.
6(20.7%)
seen infrequently.
16(55.2%)
seen but not heard.
2(6.9%)
at a distance.
5(17.2%)

Apartment/Condo living...

means being wonderfully close to the neighbors.
2(6.9%)
means being far too close to the neighbors.
27(93.1%)

My neighbors are:

Great!
2(6.5%)
Good.
6(19.4%)
About average.
3(9.7%)
Ehh...not too bad.
5(16.1%)
Let's not talk about them.
3(9.7%)
Rotten!
0(0.0%)
I have the cops on speed dial just for them.
1(3.2%)
Most are fine, but there's this one jerk...
4(12.9%)
They don't bug me, I don't bug them. Works out well.
7(22.6%)
What neighbors?
0(0.0%)

A neighbor just like me would be...

great - we'd get along fine.
10(32.3%)
great - we'd never see each other!
18(58.1%)
not a very good idea.
0(0.0%)
rather creepy, really.
3(9.7%)

Would you have liked to have been one of Mr. Roger's neighbors?

Yes.
6(19.4%)
No.
9(29.0%)
Not sure.
10(32.3%)
What do you mean "would have liked"? I *was* one of his neighbors!
3(9.7%)
Huh?
3(9.7%)

My worst neighbors ever:

Weren't all that bad, really.
8(26.7%)
Would have been cool if I'd been invited to some of those parties.
0(0.0%)
Played (bad) music far too loud, far too often, far too late.
5(16.7%)
Had loud fights.
10(33.3%)
Were too loud - and it wasn't music or fighting.
3(10.0%)
Ran a drug lab.
0(0.0%)
Whorehouse.
0(0.0%)
Crackhouse.
2(6.7%)
Waffle House.
2(6.7%)

Coveted thy neighbor's... spouse?

Hell yes!
1(3.2%)
Yes.
1(3.2%)
They're swingers. *smirk*
0(0.0%)
No.
9(29.0%)
Hell no!
6(19.4%)
I think I shall now be ill.
7(22.6%)
I'm not telling.
1(3.2%)
What spouse?
4(12.9%)
What neighbors?
1(3.2%)
What a rude question!
0(0.0%)
What does 'covet' mean?
0(0.0%)
Atrazine
1(3.2%)

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