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Poll: St. Patrick and more beer


I know it's about a day early, but it's not all about Tuesday.

Poll #1366235 A few said "more beer" last I asked about poll topics...

St. Patrick...

...drove the snakes out of Ireland.
2(13.3%)
...drove the Druids out of Ireland, or at least underground.
6(40.0%)
...got mistakenly credited.
0(0.0%)
...was an idiot. Snakes, schmakes. Now, certain people...
0(0.0%)
...wasn't even Irish.
7(46.7%)

Green Beer?

Of course!
0(0.0%)
If it's cheap enough.
0(0.0%)
Only if it's free.
2(12.5%)
Not even if it's free.
7(43.8%)
What, be around a bunch of drunken wannabes? Uh uh.
2(12.5%)
Good beer is too dark to be dyed green.
2(12.5%)
Green ROOT beer, maybe.
0(0.0%)
Got some green Kool-Aid?
1(6.2%)
Couldn't I just get some orange juice?
2(12.5%)

Guinness?

The only real beer.
1(7.1%)
It'll do if you can't get a really good stout.
5(35.7%)
Why bother with Irish Budweiser?
0(0.0%)
I drink beer. Guinness isn't.
2(14.3%)
I don't drink beer, but that record book can be interesting.
6(42.9%)

Malt Liquor done right is:

The BEST beer I've ever had was:

The WORST beer I ever had was:

This bad beer...

wasn't all that bad, but it could have been better.
0(0.0%)
might have been ok after a few *good* drinks.
1(7.1%)
was free, so I drank it.
2(14.3%)
was free, and not worth it. Didn't try to finish it.
5(35.7%)
was poured out in disgust.
2(14.3%)
made "prison wine" seem like a good idea.
0(0.0%)
made the output of a draft horse seem like a good idea.
2(14.3%)
made diseased yak squeezings seem like a good idea.
2(14.3%)

The worst beer I've ever had, but still drank, was:

The/A beer so bad I poured it down the drain - and felt sorry for the poor drain:

The ideal sipping beer:

An acceptable "lawnmower beer":



Wine and whisk(e)y were also among the suggested poll topics. They can wait a bit.

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