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Poll: Wine

Poll #1413762 Not an Emulator

Wine is...

...red!
2(9.5%)
...white!
2(9.5%)
...red, white, rose, blush, and probably a bunch more.
9(42.9%)
...in need of distillation into brandy.
1(4.8%)
...something I don't drink, thanks.
7(33.3%)

The best wines come from:

Australia
2(9.5%)
North America
2(9.5%)
North America, excluding California
0(0.0%)
South America
1(4.8%)
Europe
2(9.5%)
Asia
0(0.0%)
Africa
0(0.0%)
All over
11(52.4%)
My own efforts
0(0.0%)
Hinges in need of oiling
3(14.3%)

Non-grape wine?

Yes, please.
5(23.8%)
Sometimes maybe.
5(23.8%)
That's not really wine. Pour anyway.
4(19.0%)
Eyuck! I want wine!
1(4.8%)
Doesn't matter, I don't drink that either.
6(28.6%)

Ideal wine container (NOT serving vessel):

Glass bottle
13(61.9%)
Plastic bottle
0(0.0%)
Bag
0(0.0%)
Box
0(0.0%)
Can
0(0.0%)
Barrel
0(0.0%)
Tanker rail car
1(4.8%)
Magnetic Inertial Confinement system
1(4.8%)
Doesn't matter to me. I told you I don't drink the stuff.
6(28.6%)

Ideal serving vessel:

Glass bottle, in a brown paper bag
0(0.0%)
Glass
15(71.4%)
Can
0(0.0%)
Mug
0(0.0%)
Footwear (shoe, slipper, boot, etc.)
0(0.0%)
You buying? I don't care - except no footwear!
0(0.0%)
I. Do. Not. Drink. Wine.
6(28.6%)

Worst wine:

Anything "fortified" that isn't a proper sherry or port.
2(10.0%)
Boone's Farm
1(5.0%)
Buckfast Tonic Wine
0(0.0%)
Cisco
1(5.0%)
Jeppson's Malort
0(0.0%)
MD 20/20 ("Mad Dog")
2(10.0%)
Night Train
0(0.0%)
Thunderbird
1(5.0%)
Wild Irish Rose
1(5.0%)
That stuff $RELATIVE committed.
1(5.0%)
Other (see next poll question)
3(15.0%)
I only drink at least allegedly good wines.
1(5.0%)
I don't drink wine, remember?
7(35.0%)

The worst wine it was my misfortune to experience was:

A good, inexpensive (not cheap) wine is:

This wine is overrated:

Non-alcoholic wine?

Sure.
5(23.8%)
Maybe.
1(4.8%)
Only if it's free.
2(9.5%)
No.
3(14.3%)
Not even if it's free.
2(9.5%)
Not only no, but hell no!
1(4.8%)
Wait, isn't that just grape juice?
6(28.6%)
Say what?
1(4.8%)

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