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Poll: North Korea and a missile


Poll #1421913 Taepodingdong

The launch will be done because...

the missile is ready to be tested.
1(4.0%)
it's time according to a long-set schedule.
3(12.0%)
Kim Jong-il wants to be back in the headlines again.
13(52.0%)
What the heck else is there to do in North Korea?
8(32.0%)

The North Korean missile will...

not be launched anytime soon.
1(4.0%)
blow up on the ground.
0(0.0%)
blow up early in flight.
1(4.0%)
fall into the ocean, harmlessly.
9(36.0%)
fall into the ocean, hitting a ship.
1(4.0%)
hit... North Korea. Oops.
3(12.0%)
hit South Korea.
1(4.0%)
hit Japan.
1(4.0%)
hit Russia. Whoops.
1(4.0%)
hit China. Oh crud.
0(0.0%)
hit the USA.
0(0.0%)
be destroyed by a missile defense system.
3(12.0%)
make orbit.
1(4.0%)
be signed by the Detroit Lions.
3(12.0%)

The missile will be carrying...

nothing.
2(8.0%)
a dummy warhead, for simulation.
12(48.0%)
a conventional warhead.
1(4.0%)
an instrument package.
1(4.0%)
a satellite.
0(0.0%)
a nuclear device.
3(12.0%)
Kim Jong-il's Greatest Hits on 8-track and LP
6(24.0%)

The reaction to the launch will be...

nothing. Michael Jackson will still be on the front page.
8(32.0%)
a "strong letter" from the Useless Nations Organization.
5(20.0%)
another claim of sanctions, that almost get followed for short time.
5(20.0%)
sanctions will be real and stick, for a change.
0(0.0%)
that place WAS a launch site, once. Not any more
2(8.0%)
that place WAS a nuclear reactor, once.
1(4.0%)
NoKo wants nukes, so somebody will send them one. Or more. Well-fused, of course.
4(16.0%)
Inflicting an NFL franchise on Pyongyang.
0(0.0%)

Not about North Korea at all: I know why the number 444 was used in the last poll.

Yes, it's obvious.
3(12.5%)
Yes, but I had to look it up.
1(4.2%)
You mean that wasn't random?
2(8.3%)
No.
4(16.7%)
444? Last poll? Dangit, I missed one.
9(37.5%)
I'm too busy having the vent on my spleen adjusted to bother with such things.
3(12.5%)
Pentagrid converter.
2(8.3%)

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