Vakkotaur (vakkotaur) wrote,
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Poll: Sports


Poll #1445008 An improbable poll

Tennis:

On grass!
1(4.2%)
Hard surface! (DecoTurf, Asphalt, concrete)
4(16.7%)
On clay!
2(8.3%)
On carpet!
0(0.0%)
On wood!
0(0.0%)
On with the game already!
5(20.8%)
Never mind the ground, I only watch because of the short skirts.
5(20.8%)
You'd have to be "on grass" to find tennis entertaining.
7(29.2%)

Golf:

A relaxing game.
3(12.5%)
A stress-inducing pain.
1(4.2%)
A good walk ruined.
10(41.7%)
A way to do business without all that pesky oversight.
10(41.7%)

Ball games ought to be played on:

Real Grass
15(62.5%)
Astroturf or similar
3(12.5%)
The surface of the sun
6(25.0%)

Football (NFL type): Indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors! It's not really football unless there's a chance of snow.
8(33.3%)
Enclosed stadium comfort is where it's at.
1(4.2%)
Retractable roof: both are possible.
8(33.3%)
Indoors. And keep the doors closed. And locked. Throw away the key.
7(29.2%)

Baseball: Indoors or outdoors?

Outdoor play is the only real play.
12(52.2%)
Enclosed stadium comfort is where it's at.
0(0.0%)
Retractable roof: both are possible.
8(34.8%)
Indoors. And keep the doors closed. And locked. Throw away the key.
3(13.0%)

Baseball: Designated Hitter Rule?

A great innovation.
2(8.3%)
An utter abomination.
6(25.0%)
Something pointless to argue about.
6(25.0%)
Isn't that some sort of mob thing?
10(41.7%)

Baseball: Arm guards for batters?

Good idea. Require them.
2(9.1%)
Bad idea. Ban them.
1(4.5%)
Keep them optional - but allow pitchers to throw spitballs to guard wearers.
19(86.4%)

Soccer (futbol):

Most popular sport in the world!
10(43.5%)
Most boring sport in the world!
3(13.0%)
Not the most boring, but close.
10(43.5%)

A team says they will leave your city/state if you don't buy them a stadium.

You buy them a stadium.
0(0.0%)
You help them buy a stadium.
7(30.4%)
Your idiot mis-representatives make you buy them a stadium.
7(30.4%)
You laugh because the Packers CAN'T pull that stunt.
1(4.3%)
You let them leave, and lower the crime rate.
8(34.8%)

OJ:

If he had put on the latex glove ALL the way, the evidence glove would have fit like, well, a glove.
3(12.5%)
Ball player. Therefore guilty.
0(0.0%)
Not guilty. The jury said so.
2(8.3%)
Why, yes, I could go for a nice glass of orange juice, thank you.
19(79.2%)

Michael Vick:

Deserves another chance.
1(4.2%)
Deserves to be thrown to the dogs.
11(45.8%)
Deserves to be forgotten.
8(33.3%)
Who?
4(16.7%)

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