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Poll: Vakkotaur (Part II)


Poll #1451330 Vakkotaurology I

Vakkotaur is....

a centaur.
1(6.2%)
a well rounded centaur.
0(0.0%)
an assumed identity, so it is assumed.
2(12.5%)
pretty awesome.
3(18.8%)
funny.
1(6.2%)
an asset to the furry community.
2(12.5%)
a light and refreshing citrus beverage.
0(0.0%)

Vakkotaur was...

a collection of cells before birth.
0(0.0%)
someone I friended due to Animaniacs.
2(12.5%)
the best of time, the worst of times.
1(6.2%)
more active on IRC.
0(0.0%)
asking these questions.
2(12.5%)
younger.
0(0.0%)
a baby Vakkotaur of course.
3(18.8%)

What Vakkotaur does is...

deliver goods under an alias.
1(6.2%)
interesting.
2(12.5%)
a credit to all mankind.
0(0.0%)
uhh, ride through Sherwood Forest robbing from the rich and giving to the poor?
1(6.2%)
not known to mere mortal man.
3(18.8%)
like the rest of us, age.
0(0.0%)
Vakkotaur's business!
2(12.5%)

I'd like to ________ Vakkotaur.

hug
2(12.5%)
meet
0(0.0%)
compose a symphony on Ukulele for
0(0.0%)
feed
1(6.2%)
I'm not touching that one with a ten foot cliche.
2(12.5%)
take a trip to Northern Denmark, and learn how to make sweet homemade butter! Then, make cookies with that butter. Then eat the cookies! Oh yeah, this was supposed to be about
4(25.0%)

Whatever you do, do NOT _______ Vakkotaur!

admit under investigation that the one who ordered you to wash that poodle was
1(6.2%)
anger
1(6.2%)
cross the streams of
1(6.2%)
get in a crowded elevator with
2(12.5%)
harm
0(0.0%)
rename
0(0.0%)
taunt
4(25.0%)

Vakkotaur's sesquipedalian tendencies culminate in a lexicon antithetical to the vernacular.

And how!
7(43.8%)
No.
0(0.0%)
Damn, I think I understood that!
7(43.8%)
The devil you say?
0(0.0%)
What the blue blazes does that even mean?
2(12.5%)
Chloramphenicol.
0(0.0%)

I'd like to see a poll about how _______ Vakkotaur is.

Hey, there ought to be a poll about...


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