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Poll: The President Raps It Up


Poll #1457922 They jennies spared.

"Kanye West is a jackass."

Obama got one right.
6(26.1%)
Obama is about four letters off.
4(17.4%)
Obama ought to apologize to Mr. West.
0(0.0%)
Obama ought to apologies to donkeys.
1(4.3%)
Obama just named Kanye West the party symbol of the Democrats.
2(8.7%)
Obama doesn't care about black people.
0(0.0%)

Equus africanus asinus

Often gets a bum rap.
1(4.3%)
Now has gotten a bum rapper.
3(13.0%)
Has better judgment than Kanye West.
5(21.7%)
Would rather be compared to Taylor Swift.
0(0.0%)
Looks better than Kanye West... from any angle.
4(17.4%)

The most fortunate in all of this is...

Obama - it's a distraction from the reactions to his actions and proposals.
0(0.0%)
Kanye West - free publicity and lots of it.
2(8.3%)
Taylor Swift - free publicity, but not at her continuing expense.
2(8.3%)
Vakkotaur - this poll is proof.
2(8.3%)
Donkeys - they're unaware of this nonsense.
9(37.5%)
Me - I get to point and laugh - and do this poll thingy.
9(37.5%)

The downside of this is...

More airtime and column-inches not being used for genuine news.
6(25.0%)
Having to hear about this Kanye West jerk.
9(37.5%)
Yet another silly journal poll.
1(4.2%)
Kim Jong-il will throw another tantrum to get attention again.
2(8.3%)
Blatant donkey defamation, yet again.
6(25.0%)



Gad, how tired was I when I made this? "...ought to apologies to donkeys" rather than apologize and the poll name... well that at least makes some sense though not as much as intended. And I suppose I did leave out the option for "Huh?" or "Who?"

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