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Poll: A few things about Vakkotaur


Poll #1466809 A centaur's creatively skilled active porosity?
This poll is closed.

Vakkotaur is:

proactive
1(5.3%)
retroactive
0(0.0%)
reactive... like fluorine
0(0.0%)
reactive... like iron
2(10.5%)
reactive... like argon
0(0.0%)
bioactive
1(5.3%)
electroactive
0(0.0%)
photoreactive
1(5.3%)
psychoactive
1(5.3%)
radioactive
1(5.3%)
hyperactive
0(0.0%)
hypoactive
0(0.0%)
inactive
1(5.3%)
so negatively active that he's actually endothermic!
0(0.0%)
His activity is hyperdimensional... which is why it makes no damn sense to us 3 (or 4) dimensional beings.
2(10.5%)

Vakkotaur's activity level is such that:

Picture the Tasmanian Devil. On Amphetamines. On Fast-Forwarded. You're starting to get a vague idea.
1(7.1%)
He is a macroscopic quantum mechanical phenomenon: his speed/location can only be described with probability, never certainty.
1(7.1%)
He regularly breaks the sounds barrier without mechanical aid.
0(0.0%)
He belongs to a bridge club. They build bridges for fun.
3(21.4%)
I get tired just thinking about the stuff he does.
3(21.4%)
His activity level is about average.
1(7.1%)
He's rather sedate.
3(21.4%)
Wombats have been known to race him - and win.
1(7.1%)
Sloths have raced him and won.
0(0.0%)
Vakkotaur is a living lethargy.
0(0.0%)
He sleeps the day away.
0(0.0%)
Uh, that's not sleeping as such.
0(0.0%)
He's endothermic, remember?
1(7.1%)

Vakkotaur's creativity...

He said, "Let there be some joker to say 'Let there be light'." And he saw the joker - and he saw that it was silly.
0(0.0%)
It's all his fault. He just wanted some light and whole freakin' universe popped into existence.
0(0.0%)
...would be dangerous in the wrong hands.
1(7.1%)
...would be dangerous in the wrong hands... and it just might be!
2(14.3%)
Folks who deal with copyrights, trademarks, and patents are damn glad he isn't submitting anything to them.
1(7.1%)
...level is rather high, too bad it's pretty much all useless
0(0.0%)
It's so much fun watching the delay between Vakko saying something and people realizing just what the hell he said.
1(7.1%)
...is about average.
1(7.1%)
...is slightly greater than that of a concussed wildebeest.
0(0.0%)
...is slightly less than that of a comatose wildebeest.
0(0.0%)
...is about the same as the creativity of your average igneous rock.
0(0.0%)
largely imaginary, especially around 4 MHz. Oh, wait, that's permittivity.
1(7.1%)

Vakkotaur's porosity is...

such that's he transparent at most frequencies.
0(0.0%)
such that he seems to be a cleverly disguised aerogel.
0(0.0%)
is like a rock - pumice.
0(0.0%)
Well, he has about the average number of pores. I think.
4(30.8%)
below normal. He's quite solid.
2(15.4%)
is like a rock - gneiss.
0(0.0%)
a really screwy question to consider, really.
4(30.8%)
not something I wished to consider, you inconsiderate clod.
3(23.1%)

Regarding Vakkotaur's skill...

He's deft.
0(0.0%)
He's daft.
0(0.0%)
He had a saw named for him.
0(0.0%)
This is far too nonspecific to be a valid question!
2(14.3%)
Wouldn't you like to know? *smirk* *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
0(0.0%)
*I'll* be the judge of that... sometime.
0(0.0%)
He's more skilled, about more things, than he is allowed to talk about.
2(14.3%)
It's regularly outclassed by a drunken marmoset.
0(0.0%)
It's an incredible simulation.
0(0.0%)
It's a dirty rotten lie.
0(0.0%)
It's being held for ransom.
0(0.0%)
It's... Monty Python's Flying Circus
1(7.1%)
It's most evident at right angles to Reality.
2(14.3%)

Well, Vakko is rather skilled when it comes to...

But not when it comes to...

The next poll ought to be about...

Alter-ego pathos
0(0.0%)
Animal crackers
3(18.8%)
Antidisestablishmentarianism
1(6.2%)
Canada
3(18.8%)
Defenestration
3(18.8%)
Poll randomness
1(6.2%)
Ten feet
4(25.0%)
Vakko. Let's pick on him even more.
0(0.0%)
Vakko. Let's boost his ego even more.
0(0.0%)
None of the above.
1(6.2%)

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