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Poll: Going nuclear

Poll #1927865 Pika Don

Who will break the nuclear peace, such as it is? That is, who will fire the *first* nuclear shot?

Russia
0(0.0%)
United Kingdom
0(0.0%)
France
0(0.0%)
China
0(0.0%)
India
0(0.0%)
Pakistan
1(9.1%)
North Korea
2(18.2%)
Israel
1(9.1%)
Iran
2(18.2%)
Saudi Arabia
0(0.0%)
Another country
2(18.2%)
A terrorist organization
2(18.2%)
Nobody
1(9.1%)

The delivery system will be:

Ballistic missile
5(45.5%)
Cruise missile
3(27.3%)
Manned aircraft
0(0.0%)
Drone aircraft
1(9.1%)
Ship or submarine leaving a bomb in or near a port
0(0.0%)
Truck parked and left
1(9.1%)
Suicide bomber
1(9.1%)
Something else
0(0.0%)
Non-existent
0(0.0%)

The result will be:

A rapid nuclear escalation to the end of the world.
0(0.0%)
A rather large, but still limited, nuclear exchange.
2(20.0%)
A dozen or so nukes will be popped.
3(30.0%)
A nuke for a nuke, and it will end with 2 or maybe 4.
1(10.0%)
Just one nuke will be popped.
2(20.0%)
Just one nuke, and it will be a fizzle (still several tons yeild).
1(10.0%)
Just one nuke, but it will be a very embarrassing complete dud.
1(10.0%)
Nothing, as nobody will start popping nukes.
0(0.0%)

Continent on which the first big mushroom will grow:

Africa
0(0.0%)
Antarctica
0(0.0%)
Asia
7(63.6%)
Australia
0(0.0%)
Europe
2(18.2%)
North America
1(9.1%)
South America
0(0.0%)
Ocean burst - above, on, or in
0(0.0%)
Not gonna happen.
1(9.1%)

Vakkotaur will be mixed up in all this...

exactly not all.
3(27.3%)
as a downwinder sheltering from fallout.
0(0.0%)
close enough to hear a rumble or see a mushroom cloud.
1(9.1%)
as part of the fallout.
0(0.0%)
accidently gave away the key to making the nuke work.
1(9.1%)
...that was no accident.
0(0.0%)
as the one who didn't tell them how to make it
3(27.3%)
He's got this huge marshmallow and a really big stick...
2(18.2%)
He will check his stockpile to make sure nothing is missing.
1(9.1%)

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