This poll topic was suggested a while ago, and lost only to cheese when I asked about it a couple polls back, so here it is:
I've had earwax removed by:
a doctor with a probe
genetically engineered microbe
I've been deaf or partly deaf from excess earwax buildup.
Only if it pays well enough.
No. Are you nuts? Why put candle residue in my ear?
I prefer wax candles, myself. And NOT earwax candles.
[EXPLETIVE DELETED] annoying!
a floor polish, but not a dessert topping.
delicious on waffles.
desquamated sheets of corneocytes.
made from kumquats when nobody is looking.
unexpectedly critical in my Doomsday Device. Mwahahaha!
used to make artificial cheese.
why I no longer go to KFC.
Never mind ear wax, I've had (non-ear) wax used to remove ear hairs.