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Poll: Neapolitan Ice Cream


Poll #1324711 But try to find it in Naples

Neapolitan Ice Cream is...

three flavors side by side (by side).
13(43.3%)
three flavors in 120 degree sectors, back to back (to back).
1(3.3%)
three flavors swirled about.
1(3.3%)
tilted, wimpy spumoni.
0(0.0%)
from frozen confused cows.
1(3.3%)
Why do you speak of ice cream in January?!
3(10.0%)

Neapolitan Ice Cream is...

chocolate, strawberry, vanilla.
24(80.0%)
chocolate, cherry, pistachio.
1(3.3%)
beef, ham, chicken
0(0.0%)
a terrible thing to do to a pizza!
1(3.3%)
an even more terrible thing to do to a mastiff!
0(0.0%)
only two flavors by the time I get any.
0(0.0%)
only one flavor by the time I get any.
1(3.3%)
gone, dagnabbit. I never get to get any!
0(0.0%)
for the indecisive.
2(6.7%)
Come on, it's freaking January! Make a poll about hot food!
1(3.3%)

Neapolitan Ice Cream is...

great!
9(30.0%)
great, especially when it won't melt on the way home from the store.
2(6.7%)
great... in July or August.
1(3.3%)
okkay.
7(23.3%)
so so.
6(20.0%)
bloody awful!
0(0.0%)
a poor substitute for a cosmopolitan.
1(3.3%)
I can't have ice cream.
0(0.0%)
That's not ice cream! That's my culture of Peruvian Deathwort fungus!
1(3.3%)
Making me cold(er). Did I mention it's flippin' January?!!
3(10.0%)

Neapolitan cake is...

not ice cream. This is supposed to be about ice cream, dangit!
2(6.7%)
marble cake with yet another flavor and color.
2(6.7%)
marble cake with pink frosting.
0(0.0%)
There's Neapolitan cake?
17(56.7%)
a lie.
5(16.7%)
the only way to fend off the dreaded Space Wedgie.
0(0.0%)
Well, at least cake can be warm.
4(13.3%)

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