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Poll: Beer


Poll #1355753 Bier hier, bier hier, oder ich fall um.

Beer?

Lager - cold
3(12.0%)
Ale - not so cold (but not "warm")
2(8.0%)
Malt Liquor
0(0.0%)
Yes, please
1(4.0%)
I don't drink beer
12(48.0%)

Beer in the USA?

Domestic, macrobrew (Miller-Coors, Budweiser, etc.)
2(8.0%)
Domestic, macrobrew - but only if it's Sam Adams.
0(0.0%)
Domestic microbrew
1(4.0%)
Imports (Heineken, Corona, etc.)
0(0.0%)
Imports... that most folks wouldn't recognize
1(4.0%)
I told you, I no drinka da beer!
12(48.0%)

Domestic (USA) beer

Miller (High Life, MGD, Lite, whatever)
0(0.0%)
Coors (Light, whatever)
0(0.0%)
Bud (Light, whatever)
1(4.2%)
Busch (Light, whatever)
0(0.0%)
Pabst
0(0.0%)
Schlitz
0(0.0%)
Sam Adams
1(4.2%)
As long as someone else is buying, it's good.
1(4.2%)
I drink BEER, and those aren't.
3(12.5%)
I TOLD you, I don't drink beer.
12(50.0%)

Light or Lite Beer?

Of course!
2(8.0%)
You buying? Sure!
2(8.0%)
Bite your tongue! I want *BEER* dangit!
5(20.0%)
I'd rather drink the transmission fluid of an abused Yugo.
4(16.0%)
Don't drink beer, remember?
12(48.0%)

Style?

Pilsner
0(0.0%)
Bock
0(0.0%)
Oktoberfest
1(4.2%)
Dunkel
0(0.0%)
Pale Ale
0(0.0%)
India Pale Ale
0(0.0%)
Brown Ale
0(0.0%)
Bitter
0(0.0%)
Porter
0(0.0%)
Stout
0(0.0%)
Wheat Beer
0(0.0%)
Barlywine
0(0.0%)
Lambic
0(0.0%)
Other
0(0.0%)
No drink beer, remember?
12(50.0%)

Other:

Best beer is:

American macrobrew
1(5.0%)
American microbrew
1(5.0%)
Belgian!
3(15.0%)
German!
2(10.0%)
Russian!
0(0.0%)
British!
1(5.0%)
Something European!
1(5.0%)
Mexican!
0(0.0%)
Asian!
0(0.0%)
African!
1(5.0%)
Brewed by me, of course.
0(0.0%)
Free!!
5(25.0%)
Olde Fortran
2(10.0%)
Duff
0(0.0%)
Distilled into a real drink, whisk[e]y!
3(15.0%)

Malt Liquor?

Done right, it's great stuff.
4(16.0%)
Done right, it'd be great stuff. It's never done right.
1(4.0%)
How ghetto can you get?
1(4.0%)
Is it free? Then it's good enough.
2(8.0%)
That's not beer!
4(16.0%)
Godawful!
1(4.0%)
I've had Godawful, Malt Liquor is worse!
1(4.0%)
Are you drunk? I TOLD YOU I DO *NOT* DRINK BEER! Or beer-alikes.
11(44.0%)

40?

Cool.
5(31.2%)
Only swill comes in the 40 oz. size.
11(68.8%)

Zima?

I'm bummed it's being/been discontinued.
2(8.3%)
Flavorless.
0(0.0%)
Tastes like zhit.
3(12.5%)
Can't hold a candle, or alcohol lamp, to real beer.
2(8.3%)
Who cares?
17(70.8%)

Ideal serving vessel:

Can
0(0.0%)
Glass bottle
0(0.0%)
Glass
4(18.2%)
Leather Mug
0(0.0%)
Pewter Tankard
2(9.1%)
Stein
4(18.2%)
Don't care.
8(36.4%)
You buying? Then I really don't care!
4(18.2%)

The best cheap beer is:

Natural Light
0(0.0%)
Milwaukee's Best (aka "Beast")
0(0.0%)
Schlitz
0(0.0%)
Pabst Blue Ribbon
2(8.7%)
Bud
2(8.7%)
High Life
1(4.3%)
Keystone
0(0.0%)
Other
3(13.0%)
There is no good cheap beer
15(65.2%)

If price were no object, I'd drink:

Enough about beer. You ought to have a poll about:


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