I know it's about a day early, but it's not all about Tuesday.
...drove the snakes out of Ireland.
...drove the Druids out of Ireland, or at least underground.
...got mistakenly credited.
...was an idiot. Snakes, schmakes. Now, certain people...
...wasn't even Irish.
If it's cheap enough.
Only if it's free.
Not even if it's free.
What, be around a bunch of drunken wannabes? Uh uh.
Good beer is too dark to be dyed green.
Green ROOT beer, maybe.
Got some green Kool-Aid?
Couldn't I just get some orange juice?
The only real beer.
It'll do if you can't get a really good stout.
Why bother with Irish Budweiser?
I drink beer. Guinness isn't.
I don't drink beer, but that record book can be interesting.
Malt Liquor done right is:
The BEST beer I've ever had was:
The WORST beer I ever had was:
This bad beer...
wasn't all that bad, but it could have been better.
might have been ok after a few *good* drinks.
was free, so I drank it.
was free, and not worth it. Didn't try to finish it.
was poured out in disgust.
made "prison wine" seem like a good idea.
made the output of a draft horse seem like a good idea.
made diseased yak squeezings seem like a good idea.
The worst beer I've ever had, but still drank, was:
The/A beer so bad I poured it down the drain - and felt sorry for the poor drain:
An acceptable "lawnmower beer":
Wine and whisk(e)y were also among the suggested poll topics. They can wait a bit.