One of the supermarkets/grocery stores in town has or had a couple announcements that are unintentionally amusing. One suggests "Kitchen Chicken" for a family meal. Upon hearing that, I wonder what other rooms might have chicken. I'd certainly hope that the chicken would have been prepared in the kitchen. I sure don't want bathroom chicken.
The other announcement advises folks to look for the "NuVal nutritional label." The problem with the announcement is one of speed or lack of pause. I keep hearing it as "Look for the new malnutritional label."