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Poll: Making beer


Poll #1453942 Something brewing

Regarding beer production:

I have brewed my own beer... from scratch.
1(5.0%)
I have brewed my own beer... from a kit.
0(0.0%)
I have helped someone brew beer.
1(5.0%)
I have watched someone brew beer.
1(5.0%)
I've had homebrew, at least.
3(15.0%)
I've had microbrew.
6(30.0%)
I've had MACRO-brew.
1(5.0%)
Uh, I've brewed coffee.
6(30.0%)
I've had it with these options. Beer, schmeer.
1(5.0%)

Beer is made from:

Water, barley, hops, yeast - and NOTHING ELSE!
0(0.0%)
Water, grain(s), hops, yeast.
2(10.5%)
Water, grain(s), yeast, maybe hops, maybe something else.
5(26.3%)
Other things can be added for flavor. Coffee or chocolate, for example
5(26.3%)
Urine. Why do you think it's that color? It's recycled!
0(0.0%)
Water, yellow or brown dye, and stupid.
0(0.0%)
Water, yellow or brown dye, skunk squeezin's, and stupid.
1(5.3%)
Low-grade dishwater and carbon dioxide
1(5.3%)
Doesn't matter to me, I'm not drinking the stuff.
5(26.3%)

Brewing method:

Can and sugar
0(0.0%)
"Tou-can" (two cans of malted grain, skip the sugar)
0(0.0%)
Partial grain
2(10.5%)
Full grain
1(5.3%)
Huh? That's not how I make coffee.
9(47.4%)
What don't I do? Brew!
7(36.8%)

As for boiling:

No boiling. I like it easy.
0(0.0%)
Limited, for steeping grain.
1(5.3%)
Oh, about 20 minutes. Knock down the excess hops.
1(5.3%)
The full agonizingly long hour. It's a pain in the Summer.
1(5.3%)
I make Holy Beer and I use Holy Grain: I boil the Hell out of it!
0(0.0%)
I boil water for my tea.
11(57.9%)
This is too much like cooking. Let's just order a pizza delivered.
5(26.3%)

Grain:

None. Too much messing around to deal with all that.
0(0.0%)
Crystal. For all the flavour with none of the problems of all grain.
0(0.0%)
Exotic European specialty grain. Melanoidin anyone?
1(5.3%)
All grain, with the accompanying weevil farm.
2(10.5%)
Grains! Grains... Grains.. (zombie brew!)
8(42.1%)
I wanted pizza, not cereal. Enough with this grain stuff.
8(42.1%)

Hops:

No. All malt!
1(5.3%)
They come in the can.
0(0.0%)
Tea bag, for use during the ferment.
0(0.0%)
Steeped with the grain, no boiling.
2(10.5%)
Full 60 minute boil. With all the filtering fun afterward.
1(5.3%)
I make an all-hops brew. Hop Liquor. Hehehehe.
0(0.0%)
I don't dance, so I don't go to hops.
7(36.8%)
3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol
1(5.3%)
What?
7(36.8%)

After going through all those questions I want a...

beer.
0(0.0%)
soda-pop.
1(5.3%)
cup of tea.
0(0.0%)
cookie.
0(0.0%)
nap.
1(5.3%)
sexual favor, though not necessarily from you.
1(5.3%)
ticker tape parade in my honor.
0(0.0%)
poll all about... ME!
0(0.0%)
'32 Packard Light Eight.
0(0.0%)
chance to whip the rascal who made this darned poll.
1(5.3%)
kitty.
0(0.0%)
puppy.
0(0.0%)
pony.
1(5.3%)
hippopotamus.
1(5.3%)
better poll.
0(0.0%)

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