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Poll: The Ten Foot Poll


Poll #1469902 DiPentaPodiatry? PentaDiPodiatry?

A ten foot poll is about

five podiatry patients.
0(0.0%)
five to ten podiatry patients.
0(0.0%)
parts of five of Procrustes' overnight guests.
1(6.7%)
one of a foot-fetishists fantasies.
2(13.3%)
one of Al Bundy's nightmares.
0(0.0%)
half a quadruped short.
0(0.0%)
as silly a poll yet.
3(20.0%)
a punk band.
1(6.7%)
a unit of measure.
2(13.3%)
the same as a three meter poll.
0(0.0%)
useless when you really need a 39-1/2 foot poll.
1(6.7%)

Choose:

Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
2(14.3%)
Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
1(7.1%)
Foot
1(7.1%)
Foot
0(0.0%)
Foot
3(21.4%)

This poll...

is useless. I don't have ten feet.
0(0.0%)
would be useless even if I did have ten feet.
1(6.7%)
makes me wish I'd vote for defenestration or antidisestablishmentarianism.
2(13.3%)
is still better than all too many LJ posts.
3(20.0%)
needs a fillet of sole joke.
1(6.7%)
has fallen arches.
1(6.7%)
Pancreas.
2(13.3%)

A poll about the Nobel Peace Prize would be:

Amusing
1(6.7%)
Depressing
0(0.0%)
Pointless - You can't out-weird Reality.
7(46.7%)
Do it (anyway).
1(6.7%)
Metatarsal
2(13.3%)

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