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Poll: How silly is Vakko(taur)?


Poll #1471175 What, me silly?

Repeat: How silly is Vakko?

Sound is measured in deciBells; Silly is measured in deciVakkos.
3(25.0%)
Gummo, Zeppo, Harpo, Vakko, Chico, Groucho.
2(16.7%)
Almost, but not quite, silly enough to be dangerous.
3(25.0%)
Moderately silly, but not silly enough to be a Congressman.
4(33.3%)
About average, really.
0(0.0%)
Him, silly? Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
0(0.0%)
I've met sillier accountants and patent clerks.
0(0.0%)
He's more serious than a case of triple pneumonia.
0(0.0%)
He can be the death of the party.
0(0.0%)
What are you asking me for?
0(0.0%)

Vakko is silly enough to become

President
1(8.3%)
Vice President
0(0.0%)
Senator
0(0.0%)
Representative
0(0.0%)
Governor
0(0.0%)
State legislator
1(8.3%)
Mayor
0(0.0%)
Counciltaur
0(0.0%)
Certified Public Nuisance
3(25.0%)
Human
3(25.0%)
a bureaucrat
0(0.0%)
a U.N. "worker"
1(8.3%)
quite fetching in a little black dress
1(8.3%)
none of the above. He's not THAT silly!
2(16.7%)

Vakko is not silly enough to

live in a steam-power spaceship.
1(8.3%)
race tigers.
1(8.3%)
eat tuna casseroles.
0(0.0%)
tapdance in minefields.
0(0.0%)
race anvils.
0(0.0%)
to try use stud-muffins to sire a muffin herd.
1(8.3%)
fax letterbombs.
0(0.0%)
make snozzberry brandy.
2(16.7%)

If the Vakko was a unit of silliness, the typical amounts of silliness would be measured in

ExaVakkos
0(0.0%)
PetaVakkos
0(0.0%)
TeraVakkos
0(0.0%)
GigaVakkos
0(0.0%)
MegaVakkos
0(0.0%)
KiloVakkos
0(0.0%)
DekaVakkos
2(16.7%)
Vakkos
4(33.3%)
deciVakkos
2(16.7%)
milliVakkos
4(33.3%)
microVakkos
0(0.0%)
nanoVakkos
0(0.0%)
picoVakkos
0(0.0%)
femtoVakkos
0(0.0%)
attoVakkos
0(0.0%)

The YottaVakko (Vakko x 10^24) is:

Too horrible to contemplate.
2(16.7%)
The Laughing Death. Beware!
1(8.3%)
Hahahahahahaha *THUD*
1(8.3%)
Unimaginably silly.
0(0.0%)
A whole yotta Vakko!
2(16.7%)
Impressive. Insanely dangerous, but impressive.
3(25.0%)
Unusual, but not unheard of.
0(0.0%)
Only mildly unusual.
0(0.0%)
Depressingly common.
0(0.0%)
Yotta, Yotta, Yotta-dah-dahdah-dah.
0(0.0%)
A ridiculouslessly small unit.
0(0.0%)
Can you make a Beowulf cluster with a Yotta of Vakkos?
0(0.0%)

The Vakkoic bomb would:

Freak the Hell out of Edward F***ing Teller!
0(0.0%)
Be banned under every arms treaty ever even imagined.
0(0.0%)
Come in only two sizes. One would be UNIMAGINABLY silly. The other would be MUCH sillier.
1(8.3%)
Wind up being controlled by the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
1(8.3%)
Be insanely great and amazingly amazing. Also it would be quite silly indeed.
0(0.0%)
Punch a hole in the Bozone layer.
3(25.0%)
Have the damnedest fallout.
0(0.0%)
Leave a strange earthy smell.
0(0.0%)
V for Victory, baby! Let's deploy them in the tens of thousands!
0(0.0%)
Bombing is easy. Comedy is hard.
1(8.3%)
Would cause outbreaks of what we wish was common sense.
0(0.0%)
Be a dud.
0(0.0%)
You mean these polls of his aren't the bomb?
0(0.0%)
You mean these polls of his don't consistently bomb?
0(0.0%)
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say _bomb_?
0(0.0%)

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