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Poll: Canada


dumbbum_comics asked for it:

Poll #1483388 Bonjour-Hi. Don't blame Canada. Blame dumbbum_comics instead.

Canadian beavers...

are dam polite.
3(27.3%)
are colonizing Scotland.
0(0.0%)
are infiltrating the Emergency Shallot Reserve.
0(0.0%)
play racquetball.
0(0.0%)
secretly run BC Hydro.
4(36.4%)

Canadian moose...

include Mr. Moose of Captain Kangaroo.
1(9.1%)
include Bullwinkle's mother.
1(9.1%)
are defending the Emergency Shallot Reserve against beavers.
2(18.2%)
play racquetball.
0(0.0%)
make more sense than Canadian Senators.
2(18.2%)

Racquetball...

has precious little to do with Canada and vice versa.
4(36.4%)
was invented by Canadians when it was too warm for Hockey.
1(9.1%)
was invented because people kept asking for "handball racquets" somewhere in Manitoba.
1(9.1%)
makes me hungry for a dish with shallots.
1(9.1%)
was imported from China.
1(9.1%)

When it comes to Canada and China...

it seems that Chinese immigrants (and not all of them legal immigrants) seem to comes to/head for Canada.
1(9.1%)
there is a fierce racquetball competition between them.
1(9.1%)
trade tends to involve shallots.
1(9.1%)
there is a (so far) Very Cold War and Canada is secretly arming moose with beaver-launchers to be unleashed on China.
6(54.5%)

Shallots...

are grown in Quebec.
1(9.1%)
are stored in the Emergency Shallot Reserve somewhere in Newfoundland.
2(18.2%)
seldom play racquetball.
1(9.1%)
are not onions or scallions despite their looks.
0(0.0%)
are not garlic either.
1(9.1%)

Petroleum Jelly...

does not go on shallots.
1(9.1%)
is not a suitable substitute for maple syrup.
2(18.2%)
is made from tar sand extracts.
1(9.1%)
is a secret ingredient in Tim Horton's doughnuts.
2(18.2%)
is fat-free, sugar-free, has no artificial flavors or colors added, and is low Calorie: It's the perfect snack!
0(0.0%)
is used by moose to polish their antlers.
0(0.0%)

Maple Syrup...

is a bit of a cliche when it comes to Canada.
1(9.1%)
is rather common. Now, _birch_ syrup is really something...
1(9.1%)
makes a breath 'mint' that combats shallotosis rather well.
0(0.0%)
is great to fill balloons and make 'waterbombs' that are interesting -- especially if there are feathers handy.
0(0.0%)
attracts moose.
2(18.2%)
must be made, or untapped trees can overpressure and explode.
1(9.1%)

The Littlest Hobo...

is a cartoon character.
1(9.1%)
is a set of child actors.
0(0.0%)
is the nickname of someone in Parliament.
0(0.0%)
is the nickname of a government position.
0(0.0%)
is a dog.
2(18.2%)
is a cat.
0(0.0%)
is a shallot.
1(9.1%)
was the last car to be made by solely Canadian auto company.
1(9.1%)

This poll about Canada...

is just about right.
1(9.1%)
is far too silly. Do a decent one.
1(9.1%)
was ghost-written by Gene Shallot..er..Shalit.
2(18.2%)
bitumen.
1(9.1%)
bitumen, eh?
1(9.1%)

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