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Poll: Erudite anthropomorphic RCFM staffer?


Someday I'll have a proper post to post again. Until then...

Erudite: characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly: an erudite professor; an erudite commentary.

Anthropomorphic: ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human / resembling or made to resemble a human form.

Poll #1499415 brain, form, and position

How erudite is Vakkotaur?

Normal - Borderline - Moron - Imbecile - Idiot - Vakkotaur
0(0.0%)
He's an obvious high school dropout - assuming he made it that far.
0(0.0%)
He seems to have graduated high school.
1(12.5%)
The only degrees he has are measured by a thermometer. Or were burns.
1(12.5%)
He should have an Associate degree.
0(0.0%)
He should have a Bachelor's degree.
0(0.0%)
He should have his Master's.
1(12.5%)
You mean he isn't a Ph.D.?
0(0.0%)
Ph.D. M.D. MBA J.D. SoHK...
0(0.0%)
He's World's Foremost Expert... and smart enough not to say so.
2(25.0%)
He might teach, if he could be sure of avoiding PC BS.
0(0.0%)
One of his _hobbies_ is fiddling about with the fabric of space-time!
1(12.5%)
Erudite? Isn't that, like, some super cordite?
1(12.5%)

How anthropomorphic is Vakkotaur?

Not at all. He *is* what 'anthropomorphic' would have him be.
0(0.0%)
Not at all - four legs, mane, tail, _fur_ all over. Not exactly human, you see.
1(12.5%)
Slightly. He has human moments, but he gets over them.
1(12.5%)
About half. The front half resembles decent folks, the back half resembles... all too many.
2(25.0%)
Mostly. He has the odd in-human (but not in-humane) moment.
2(25.0%)
He's about as human as anyone, just with a bit of horse-sense.
2(25.0%)
He's as human as any australopithecine.
0(0.0%)
Anthropomorphic? Isn't that a kind of coal?
0(0.0%)

How receptive to becoming RCFM Staff is Vakkotaur?

Not at all. He is "actively non-involved" - he runs away from such things.
1(10.0%)
Maybe just a little bit.
1(10.0%)
Kind of. If he were significantly closer he might do something.
1(10.0%)
Rather interested though rather distant and unsure.
1(10.0%)
You mean he isn't RCFM staff? I thought he was.
1(10.0%)
Receptive reshmeptive. Draft the horse!
1(10.0%)
Staff? For a Radio Controlled Field Mouse?!
1(10.0%)
Someone just wants to put Vakkotaur's name on the Wheel of Blame.
3(30.0%)
Acetylcholinase
0(0.0%)

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