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Poll: Pizza


Poll #1504406 "I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crust."

Necessary for a pizza:

Crust
6(20.0%)
Tomato sauce
0(0.0%)
Cheese
1(3.3%)
Beef
0(0.0%)
Pork
0(0.0%)
Poultry
0(0.0%)
Seafood (other than anchovies)
0(0.0%)
Vegetables
0(0.0%)
Oregano
0(0.0%)
Anchovies
0(0.0%)

Not necessary for a pizza:

Crust
1(3.6%)
Tomato sauce
0(0.0%)
Cheese
1(3.6%)
Beef
0(0.0%)
Pork
0(0.0%)
Poultry
0(0.0%)
Seafood (other than anchovies)
0(0.0%)
Vegetables
0(0.0%)
Oregano
0(0.0%)
Anchovies
2(7.1%)

Absolutely wrong for a pizza:

Anchovies
0(0.0%)
Seafood (other than shrimp)
0(0.0%)
Shrimp
0(0.0%)
Poultry
0(0.0%)
Brussels sprouts
0(0.0%)
Capers
0(0.0%)
Feta cheese
0(0.0%)
Pineapple
1(3.4%)
Turnips
0(0.0%)
Barbecue sauce
0(0.0%)
Eggs
0(0.0%)
Popcorn
0(0.0%)
Marshmallows
0(0.0%)
Nitinol
1(3.4%)

Crust:

Very thick. Bread with a layer of pizza on top.
1(3.4%)
Thick, but only so it can hold all those toppings.
10(34.5%)
Maybe 1/4 inch (~6 mm) thick. If I wanted bread, I'd order bread!
14(48.3%)
Super thin. Almost paper-like.
4(13.8%)
What crust? That's what cheese is for!
0(0.0%)

To be added AFTER baking:

Salt
1(5.0%)
Spicy pepper flakes
4(20.0%)
More cheese
9(45.0%)
Calcium carbonate
1(5.0%)

Cheese:

No
1(3.4%)
Sometimes
4(13.8%)
Yes!
5(17.2%)
More!
4(13.8%)
Still more!
4(13.8%)
Italy still has some left. Keep adding it!
3(10.3%)
The entire mozzarella supply of earth might almost be enough. Almost.
8(27.6%)

Oven:

Coal
1(3.4%)
Wood
8(27.6%)
Gas
1(3.4%)
Electric
0(0.0%)
They're all hot, that's all that matters.
11(37.9%)
Hot pizza? Whazzat?
0(0.0%)

Best National Pizza Chain (USA):

Pizza Hut
4(13.8%)
Pizza Inn
0(0.0%)
Domino's
0(0.0%)
Pappa John's
12(41.4%)
Godfather's
2(6.9%)
Little Ceasers
1(3.4%)
CiCi's
0(0.0%)
They all suck.
10(34.5%)

Beverage to go with pizza:

Beer
0(0.0%)
Coffee
0(0.0%)
Cola
4(13.3%)
Lemonade
0(0.0%)
Milk
0(0.0%)
Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster
0(0.0%)
Soda-pop (non-cola)
0(0.0%)
Tea
0(0.0%)
Water
3(10.0%)
Wine
0(0.0%)

Pizza is nutritionally complete, supplying something from all food groups.

Yes, after a fashion: grain, meat, dairy, vegetables.
7(23.3%)
Sometimes.
13(43.3%)
No. Where's the chocolate and caffeine?
5(16.7%)
How the blazes should I know? They keep changing the definitions!
5(16.7%)

Someone who orders a Barbecue Chicken Pizza...

has good taste.
3(10.3%)
has different taste.
12(41.4%)
has no taste.
4(13.8%)
is need of therapy.
1(3.4%)
is beyond help, possibly criminally insane.
2(6.9%)
It's a Pizza, I tell you, a giant Pizza!
7(24.1%)

A 'Deluxe' pizza is...


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