Polls are...
Random
1(14.3%)
Cryoptographically secure pseudo-random
1(14.3%)
Pseudo-random
1(14.3%)
Deterministic
2(28.6%)
Quite silly
1(14.3%)
Floccinaucinihilipilificated
1(14.3%)
Floccinaucinihilipilification is...
quadruply worthless.
0(0.0%)
redundant.
1(14.3%)
a fiendishly tricky chemical process.
0(0.0%)
a means of solving n-space differential equations.
0(0.0%)
a fundamental principle of statistical mechanics.
0(0.0%)
conclusive proof of Fermat's last theorem.
1(14.3%)
too big a word.
5(71.4%)
Severe nervous condition brought on by extreme situations:
Shellshock
0(0.0%)
Battle fatigue
1(14.3%)
Operational exhaustion
1(14.3%)
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
5(71.4%)
Floccinaucinihilipilification
0(0.0%)
Ya wipe with it:
Toilet paper
4(57.1%)
Bathroom tissue
0(0.0%)
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
3(42.9%)
When you can't go:
Constipation
5(71.4%)
Occassional irregularity
2(28.6%)
When the body isn't working right or is missing pieces:
Crippled
1(14.3%)
Disabled
2(28.6%)
Handicapped
2(28.6%)
Physically challenged
1(14.3%)
Differently abled
1(14.3%)
Generally recognized as not beautiful:
Ugly
4(57.1%)
Appearance Deficit
1(14.3%)
Visually floccinaucinihilipilificated
2(28.6%)